March 28:
I’d like to officially say, I HATE ALL TOY STORES. I went to 4 different places to find the basic Star Wars Stormtrooper from episodes 4-6. WTF?! 2 Toys R Us, Target and Wal-Mart. They all had the same fcuking toys! I’m starting to hate Clone Wars because the characters look stupid and it seems they are pushing the original Star Wars characters out of existence.
I need to find a Stormtrooper action figure as my travel buddy. I’ll go into more detail about my “travel buddy” as soon as I find a suitable companion(action figure/toy). I don’t want to order a small 3.75” action figure online because a Stormtrooper should have it’s rightful place sold along with all Star Wars products.
If all hope fails with my longing of a Stormtrooper action figure, I’d also consider an Edward Cullen, Wall-E, Mike Wizowski, Tusken Raider(GOOD FCUKING LUCK) or a Hulk action figure. Random and bad-ass? I’d have to agree. Edward isn’t bad-ass, its just random.
BTW, action figures aren’t as cool as they were before. They’re just lame.
March 29:
Decided to try Toys R Us on Winchester to see if they had my Stormtrooper. As we walked into the establishment, we walked into a marketing trap. An eye catching row of Twilight Memorabilia drew my attention to a certain action figure. There were three different Edward Cullen toys, a barbie doll(the lame photo a few posts down), a blue shirted ass with glitter and the Blade shades. I was contemplating on the glitter or blade shades, so I decided to come back to this dilemma and continue on with my journey to seek the Stormtrooper.
Approximately seven and a half minutes into the store, I finally came face-to-face with the Star Wars isle. I did notice the shelves were fully stocked and had a better selection than the previous stores. Unfortunately, 89% of the toys were Clone Wars characters. I brushed off the doubt and started digging into the lost hope of hanging action figures. I noticed on the edges of the packages there are pictures of the characters which made the search easier. As I dug through losing hope of finding the Stormtrooper, I saw a character outlined in blue on the package and it was the only ‘cool colored’ package in the shelf. I reached out and maneuvered the package off the hook. IT WAS A FUCKING STORMTROOPER. I exchanged “fuck yeahs” and “fuck yous” to myself in glee and ran off.
I went back to the front of the store to the Twilight section. Edward is pretty lame and random so I had to get the coolest looking toy. OMG MY DOWNLOAD FOR MW2 MAP IS DONE!!! I BOUGHT THE EDWARD WITH SUNGLASSES BECAUSE I LIKE BLADE, HE’S BADASS. GRABBED HIM AND PURCHASED THE TWO ACTION FIGURES. I WENT HOME AND HAD FUN. KBAI!!!!!!!!!